Eleen's Jokes

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Which is correct?
Yolks of eggs are white, or yolks of eggs is white?
Answer: neither yolks are yellow
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Q: What’s red, carries a sack of toys and falls down the chimney?
Answer:Santa Klutz
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A girl raised her hand in class and asked to go to the bathroom. The teacher said, "You can go, but first I want you to recite the alphabet for the class." So the girl said, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ!" And the teacher said, "But where is the "P"?" And the girl said, "It's running down my leg!"
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Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A: Because they kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

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